Well shit, I done killed Bambi

"I own dead car brands only" (Prd2bdf) 01/09/2020 at 16:52 • Filed to: None

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The Regal TourX hit a deer Tuesday. Couldn’t see it until last minute despite what the dashcam shows. It was a left-hand curve then a hill. The deer was at the bottom of the hill so I didn’t see it until it was too late. Slammed on brakes but nope.

CompactLuxuryFan > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:01

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Damn, that stinks :/

Happened to Motor Trend as well https://www.motortrend.com/cars/buick/regal/2018/2018-buick-regal-tourx-vs-2018-subaru-outback-3-6r-vs-2018-volkswagen-golf-alltrack/

For Sweden > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:01

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Bambi deserved it though

Bambi knows what he did

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:01

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Oh dear.

Was Bambi tasty?

CompactLuxuryFan > CompactLuxuryFan 01/09/2020 at 17:02

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My bad, here’s the actual story: https://www.motortrend.com/news/california-trail-modern-covered-wagons-from-buick-subaru-volkswagen/

dogisbadob > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:02

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Glad you’re ok

RPM esq. > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:03

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A mere 718 days after your Saab got squashed . Glad you’re OK and hope they can fix it!

Ash78, voting early and often > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:04

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Noooooo! Not the TourX!

Now your insurance company is going to have to beg the three other maroon TourX owners to give up some parts.

/s

XJDano > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:05

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Glad you’re ok. Best thing to do is slam the brakes. 

I own dead car brands only > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:05

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Anyone know how to insert a two second video clip on here?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:06

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Post the vid. And did you get to keep the Bambi? Venison is pretty delicious I must add. 

404 - User No Longer Available > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:06

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BAMbi

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:07

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Damn, that sucks! For you and the deer...

...and the TourX! You could upload the clip to Google Drive and then link it here? I’ve done that before!

For Sweden > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/09/2020 at 17:09

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wow

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:10

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U haz insherr entz?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:15

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upload it to youtube then post the link. kinja cant host videos for some reason

PatBateman > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:17

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Two things:

1. Did the airbags go off?

B.  Don’t forget to soak the venison in buttermilk before you cook it (this method reduces the gaminess taste).

E90M3 > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:19

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Make it into a GIF?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > PatBateman 01/09/2020 at 17:20

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Thank you! I love venison, and actually like the gamey taste. My wife hates it though, and I have a freezer full of it.  I’m going to try this.  

wafflesnfalafel > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:22

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poop... that wagon was so stealthy the deer didn’t even know it was coming.  It doesn’t look too bad hopefully.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:24

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Oh man... that sucks.

I blame the deer... they’re know for being some of the dumbest animals.

On the bright side, free meat, right?

M.T. Blake > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:24

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The upside is all the free venison. 

CB > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:24

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On the plus side, you’re okay.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:43

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Deer are terrorists, for they want to see every car dead.

Wacko > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 17:45

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PatBateman > Snuze: Needs another Swede 01/09/2020 at 17:53

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https://www.ehow.com/how_7770337_soak-venison-buttermilk.html

I own dead car brands only > E90M3 01/09/2020 at 17:57

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Done

I own dead car brands only > PatBateman 01/09/2020 at 18:00

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Nope. It's still intact, still driving it daily 

404 - User No Longer Available > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 18:02

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You could’ve extracted the actual video file from the dash cam , upload to YouTube and cut it to the few seconds, lol.

404 - User No Longer Available > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 01/09/2020 at 18:03

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Oh deer

*runs away*

I own dead car brands only > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/09/2020 at 18:05

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I tried to extract it Tuesday night. Gave up and just videoed it with my phone then cut it down to two seconds then turned it into a gif today. 

CompactLuxuryFan > RPM esq. 01/09/2020 at 18:07

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Oh shit that was the same person??! That 9-5 was the first thing I thought of!  Damn, that’s some bad luck!

My bird IS the word > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 18:17

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Wow that deer went flying

shop-teacher > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 18:18

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Well that sucks!

Thisismydisplayname > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 18:47

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Bambiburgers for everyone!  

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/09/2020 at 19:32

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Deer oh dear oh dear...what the elk have you done?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 21:13

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Wow that car took it like a champ though

I own dead car brands only > CompactLuxuryFan 01/09/2020 at 21:23

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Yes that's me. Such is life, sometime syou just got to take a beating and get back up

I own dead car brands only > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/09/2020 at 21:23

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Video is up or I should say gif

facw > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/09/2020 at 22:28

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Maybe they are just big-city Euro-socialists?

facw > I own dead car brands only 01/09/2020 at 22:28

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Wow, it really got punted. I’ve had some extremely close calls, but haven’t ever actually made contact.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > I own dead car brands only 01/10/2020 at 08:00

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Sweet lateral 540 

bubblestheturtle > I own dead car brands only 01/12/2020 at 12:59

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More like Bambi suicide. It’s a jungle out there (in the forest ).